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the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

Bane of My Existence 

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.
Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.

bane of my existence 

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.
minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same
bane of my existence by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

peak of my existence 

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.
This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

fornicate my existence 

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"
-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence
fornicate my existence by Don L December 9, 2008

Bane of my Existence 

this basically means that the two people are in love with eachother
Anthony: You are the bane of my existence.
Kate: Should we kiss?