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my cutie patootie 

someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
my cutie patootie by grouper0401 December 4, 2024

my cutie patootie 

a boy named bryan that i loved. someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
my cutie patootie by grouper0401 December 4, 2024

peeling my cuties 

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.
"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"
peeling my cuties by ematz May 10, 2020

My cute little boy 

My cute little boy is the most handsome lovely cute little twink ever. Bryce a cute little man
Person “I love my cute little boy”
My cute little boy by Me.Buns July 29, 2023

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you 

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number? 

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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