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my cutie patootie 

someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
my cutie patootie by grouper0401 December 4, 2024

my cutie patootie 

a boy named bryan that i loved. someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
my cutie patootie by grouper0401 December 4, 2024

peeling my cuties 

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.
"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"
peeling my cuties by ematz May 10, 2020

My cute little boy 

My cute little boy is the most handsome lovely cute little twink ever. Bryce a cute little man
PersonI love my cute little boy
My cute little boy by Me.Buns July 29, 2023

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you 

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number? 

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.