make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.
I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.
by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017
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make my dick cry

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.
by Big Steve September 03, 2003
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My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad
you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that
by Edizzle August 25, 2005
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Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.
Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!
by Barg8 August 25, 2019
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Crying my guts out

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently
by Oeuf_the_Egg April 02, 2021
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Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.
Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;
by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023
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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025
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