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when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
my cry by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.
Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!
Cry my life by Barg8 August 25, 2019

make my mouse cry 

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.
I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.
make my mouse cry by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

make my dick cry 

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.
Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.
make my dick cry by Big Steve September 3, 2003

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.
Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

Cry In My Mirror 

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.
Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry 

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry
If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry
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Modified derivative of granola.
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