make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

make my dick cry

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 03, 2003

When something happens that you believe to be sad

you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that

by Edizzle August 25, 2005

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.

Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!

by Barg8 August 25, 2019

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently

by Oeuf_the_Egg April 02, 2021

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong