make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad

you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that

by Edizzle July 29, 2005

Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.

Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!

by Barg8 August 25, 2019

Crying my guts out

Crying on the inside

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently

by Oeuf_the_Egg April 02, 2021

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023