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My homework 

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.
Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t
My homework by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
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my dog ate my homework 

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

I need to do my homework 

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

should i do my homework 

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.
Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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