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B ballin' with my home boys 

What you say when you are black and are going to play basketball with your niggas.
I'll be home for dinner later, but right now I am going to be B ballin' with my home boys.

What up, my home slice o ham?!?! 

A phrase usually used in middle schools.

A fresh new way to say, "What up?"

So tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends!
Dude 1: "What up, my home slice o ham?!?!"

Dude 2: "Nothin much, you?"

Assistance Getting Around My Home 

A way to ask for help.
X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

For rizzles my home slides 

Used like for real but with more energy
Ava:he's famous

Aidan:forFor rizzles my home slides

My Ticket Home 

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.
"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"
My Ticket Home by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

my mom's home 

when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere
UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME

Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home
my mom's home by ebrosion December 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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