my fries

Phrase Telling someone that an action was your fault.

"Sorry I did not get the report done, that was my fries yo"

my fries by eat_me_rat_face July 27, 2007

hold my fries 

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

hold my fries by Mxwldm January 10, 2019

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? 

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? by banh a a February 18, 2020

Eat my fries 

A deeply perverted act that is widespread in Turkey

Come on baby, eat my fries.

Eat my fries by Doesitbite? April 20, 2024

Don't eat my fries. 

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

Don't eat my fries. by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous! 

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous! by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

fries my ass 

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.

"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."

fries my ass by mr_dog October 11, 2007