A perfect family full of the kindest people on this planet. If you ever meet a Mifsud you are truly blessed. Best of all Mifsud’s can party hard and will always show you a great time. If you get the chance to go to a Mifsud’s party don’t miss it.
Typically used at the start of a conversation to express frustration. When applicable, can be in spoken language or written in letters or messages. MIS can also be used for a more family friendly application, or when the context is not as upsetting.
Bro 1 : "MIFS this girl is playing games with me, she invited me round for some action, but all we did was play Call Of Duty.
Bro 2 "That sucks man, in other news, I got laid seventy three times last night and I'm exhausted, so I'm going to go to bed.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!