muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

muzzle-loader by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

muzzle loader

When you are doing a chick in the ass, right after you pull out her anus is still expanded and you insert your dip into her anus then stick your dick in and continue. Hence you are loading the muzzle.

I was bored so i muzzle loaded that bitch!

My pledge name is Muzzle Loader

muzzle loader by Coach Taylor September 30, 2007

Muzzle Loader

The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.

"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"

Muzzle Loader by G00N3Z January 21, 2012

Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

Muzzle Loader by t nigs May 30, 2007

Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

Muzzle Loader by DFaseen September 6, 2011

muzzle loader

procedure in STD when a cotton cutip is shoved 3 inches up your urethra

after I railed that skank I had to go get a muzzle loader

muzzle loader by clean February 3, 2005

Muzzle loader

A muzzle loader is when you are doing a chick from behind and then pull out and put your dip in her pussy and keep going.

Jameel: I did the muzzle loader to a chick yesterday.

Brent: You fucker. you wasted dip on that cunt.

Muzzle loader by jzee January 2, 2009