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Mutoni is a very beautiful lady, who doesn’t entertain anyone’s bullshit, She has a strong heart and care for people.
Mutoni doesn’t give a fuck
mutoni by Mutoni November 22, 2021
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Muthoni is the prettiest most amazing person you will ever meet. They are quite but if you crack them open they are crazy and they are just the most wonderful people ever if you are lucky enough to meet a Muthoni you will be blessed forever.
Muthoni by H0tg!rl February 24, 2021
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Kenyan kikuyu name
My name is muthoni
muthoni by Kabwan February 22, 2021
"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
muton by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009
A person with such physical deformities that it is shocking to society. The elephant man would be considered a mutoid. Mutoids are often employed at Goodwill's for pennies on the dollar. Mutoids can sometimes be seen walking the streets aimlessly. Gender can be questionable.
Wow, did you see that mutoid that just walked by? It had eight fingers on one hand and a forehead that looked like a drive-in theater.
mutoid by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016

Motonimus 

An abbreviation or acronym describing a sexual act involving a male as well as an unclothed female of the Islamic religion who has birthed offspring;

M-an O- n T-op O-f N-aked I-slamic M-other U-ndergoing S-ex
Dude, Motonimus is pretty awesome!
Motonimus by Yiffme94 May 23, 2018
A form of steroid so powerful it has been known to mutate those who take it. The steroid that is.

A steroid of choice for mutants. Expecially S-Men.
The goggle-eyed freak must have been munching on mutoids. I bet he's a member of the S-Men!
mutoid by skerrytime July 17, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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