Mutong is the best person ever. She is sweet and lovable, anyone would want to be friends with her. All kinds of people like her as she is always there for others as well. Mutong does not need no clout and is super chill. She doesn't give a sh*t about school but will still turn out to be the student of the year anyway. She is neither too social nor to shy. She has a lot of friends and a few close ones, and that's enough for her. Mutong is a gem, CHERISH HER.

What's that girl's name, the really chill one over there? Oh, that's Mutong, yeah go talk to her, I love her!

Mutong by bobbienotbobby November 3, 2020

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cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

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muton

Short form for the "mute button".

"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"

muton by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009

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muwonge

The best damn human alive. He is a apex predictor. A romantic genius, a talented person.
some say he was there in the beginning and has already seen the end. He has legend spanning the beginning of human history

I just saw the legendary Muwonge

muwonge by Bob Chanda October 6, 2020

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Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!

Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"

Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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