mutian

Someone who is the gayest in the room. He enjoys sucking dick and taking loads in the mouth and ass.

guy: "hey did you see that guy? he sucked so much dick"
guy #2: "yeah, he's such a mutian"

by mutian March 27, 2022

mutian

Good person, good friend, good boyfriend material.

Hi, Mutian!
Hi, you're Mutian

by Sashikodei November 23, 2021

Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Mutiara

Mutiara is an Indonesian name meaning "Pearls".

"Hey, Mutiara! How are you?"

"Mutiara itu cantik"

by Anonymous210707 March 18, 2010

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.

I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.

by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013

Mutant Mile

A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.

'Just heard a women hysterically crying in a phone box....typical day on the Mutant Mile then!'

by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012