mustachist 

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

mustachist by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

mustachio's special 

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Dante Mustachio 

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"

She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

Dante Mustachio by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010

mustachioed 

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

mustachosity 

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.

The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.

mustachosity by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

Massachist 

Someone who enjoys pain, weather it be self-inflicted or not.

If you punch a massachist he will not cry, he will be happier.

Massachist by Influenced Injuries April 18, 2009

mustachioville 

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.

I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!

mustachioville by JesAndMel November 18, 2009