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Moustachette 

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.
Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you
Moustachette by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011

Moustacheturbation 

The act of playing with ones' moustache.
Cuthbert playfully twiddled his facial hair, engaging in a spot of harmless moustacheturbation.

moustachitude 

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.
Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

moustachio 

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

Moustaching 

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.
I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.

Moustaching needs lots of skills.

For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.
Moustaching by Joseph-Almzayen January 7, 2008

moustachio 

an Italian person with a moustache
he's a moustachio!
moustachio by bobcheese February 22, 2003
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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