Moustachist

Someone who has an inbred hate or absolute disagreement with anyone wearing a moustache.

Dude, you're rocking the 'stache? That's pretty pedophilic.

Blow me you hate filled moustachist

by Ian Lyndon December 9, 2008

Moustachette

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.

Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you

by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011

Moustacheturbation

The act of playing with ones' moustache.

Cuthbert playfully twiddled his facial hair, engaging in a spot of harmless moustacheturbation.

by CuthbertLilly May 14, 2009

moustachitude

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.

Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

by B-Rad Swizzle Sticks April 8, 2010

moustachio

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

Moustaching

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.

I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.

Moustaching needs lots of skills.

For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.

by Joseph-Almzayen January 7, 2008

moustachio

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

by bobcheese February 22, 2003