muskeg 

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

I got the skidoo stuck in the muskeg.

muskeg by Weens September 24, 2005

muskeg titties 

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.

dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!

muskeg titties by filthy ronald October 21, 2010

muskeg whale 

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

muskeg whale by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Muskeg dick 

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.

Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.

Muskeg dick by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019