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Stupid small town out in the sticks and is full of hicks and is a joke to its neighbors, Muskego is also known for its high population of queers and hicks that go hand and hand.
Muskego Hick 1: Hey did you see one of dem der flying contraptions yestarday?
Muskego Hick 2: Yesm, I got to go pa needs help on the tractor again
Muskego by Peter Roy November 14, 2011
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muskego by scottie kapitanski January 4, 2011

Muskego, WI

Just one of many hick towns in Wisconsin. What used to be all farms, has now developed into much more. Muskego has a bar on every corner, ten banks, three grocery stores, two Walgreens, and a McDonalds.
I'm goin to the Kroeger in Muskego, WI, ya'll.
Muskego, WI by Muskego girl October 31, 2008

North Muskegon

a very small town on the west side of Michigan surrounded by water where there are extremely large houses with a mass amount of old people with luxury cars and a high school named #1 educationally in the state despite its reputation for its students smoking massive amounts of pot and heavy drinking.
Whats there to do in North Muskegon? Nothing.
North Muskegon by Edgar Ganja March 15, 2011

muskygoat 

a person who needs a shower badly, leaving a musky odor.
Dis dude is a muskygoat!
muskygoat by smokedog5551 October 29, 2018

Muskegon Downhiller 

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off
I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller
Muskegon Downhiller by Dirtylew February 20, 2015