muskarbator

Someone who thinks Elon Musk is a genius and keeps defending all the moronic actions of him.

Robert, being a muskarbator, held on to his twitter stocks even when Musk plummeted the company to dirt.

by The one you can not refute July 13, 2023

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 8, 2021

MASKURBATOR

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!

That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!

by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021

Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

Maskurbator

A person who practices maskurbation. A person who always is tugging on his or her mask and pulling it under the chin. Oral stimulation by mask. One who maskurbates.

Mr. Jones was a habitual maskurbator, always pulling his mask up and down.

by SuperJew January 5, 2022