3 definitions by ZERO COOL 75

MASKURBATOR

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

Too Stupid To Eat.

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023

BLAREN

A woman of color, usually rich, or works in Hollywood and is the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don't go their way. Often times Racist, and cries racism, yet will more than happily cash the check received from white people.

That woman is Such a BLAREN. she bitches about working with white people, and tries to call out racism, acting like a know it all and yet will gladly cash the paycheck she makes working with white people. She's a Black- Karen.

by ZERO COOL 75 April 22, 2020