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a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap

Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!

mushroom stomp by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

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Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

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A mushroom stamp

when a male slaps his penis off the forehead of another individual, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

Jen was steppin out of line, so i gave her a mushroom stamp.

A mushroom stamp by Andrew O. Ben S. TC M. October 7, 2005

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mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

mushroom stamping by Snapdragon August 8, 2003

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mushroom stamped

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.

Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.

mushroom stamped by n/a March 30, 2005

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Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping

Mushroom Stomping by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012

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mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

mushroom stamp by ass master January 18, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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