10 definitions by ass master

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole
1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.
by ass master July 02, 2003
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slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
by ass master January 18, 2003
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when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"
I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!
by ass master February 25, 2005
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A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.
The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.
by ass master March 16, 2017
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