Mushroom Headed
Mushroom Headed by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022
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Mushroom headed warrior
In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
Mushroom headed warrior by Samandcori May 3, 2006
mushroom headed piss stump
mushroom headed piss stump by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
mushroom headed piss stump
mushroom headed piss stump by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger
Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger by robert1120 December 17, 2008
purple headed mushroom cap meat sword
a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
purple headed mushroom cap meat sword by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 3, 2009
purple headed mushroom tattoo
Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
purple headed mushroom tattoo by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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