Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

by robert1120 December 09, 2008

chokie

where a gurl is suckin ur dick, and when ur about to blow ur load u plug her nose and shuv ur dick down her throat forceing her to swallow ur man pudding

dude i did the chokie on my gurl last night.. it feels so damn. good.. but she didnt lyke it to much lol

by robert1120 December 09, 2008

Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.

Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!

by robert1120 December 09, 2008

brown eye

when u fart on someones pillow and its gives them pink eye

dude i gave my sister a brown eye... she had pink eye for 3 weeks lol

by robert1120 December 09, 2008