muscoot

1) from muscoot farm
2) a silly name for animals
3) something to say when ur high

1) "why are we at muscoot farm?"
2) "come here little muscootie"
3) "shit im stoned! scoot scoot muscoot!"

by scoots December 15, 2004

mcscooties

Mcscooties describes an old hag and there is not many left on Earth. If you find one please call this number on your screen now: 132465879 Bring the animal to the nearest Mcscooties animal shelter. Don't keep it for yourself the animal will attack on a full moon. They are very dangerous, and can cause many different diseases such as: Butt Itch; High Pitched Voice; Foaming at the Mouth; and may cause purple poop. STAY AWAY FROM ALL MCSCOOTIES!! They can cause injury or death.

"Get away from me you Mcscooties!"Tiffany called for help.

by BuckTheCyclopesDuck November 1, 2017

muscot

Pronounced "MUH-ss-kit" ~ Derogatory term for a big muscular douche active health nut calorie exorcist that thinks he or she is "fit" and that everyone else "unfit" is only worthy of being patronized and bashed. Even if you are average-weighted, muscots still consider you "fat" if you have any trace of stomach left and no "tone" in your upper arms and chest. Muscots on dating sites will sometimes brag how DDF (Drug & Disease-Free) and " opposed to partying" they supposedly are, but like religious hypocrites, muscots oftentimes turn out to be heavy drinkers of beer and liquor and party druggers themselves munching down the very pizza and fries that they lecture everyone for enjoying. Can also be spelled "muskit," "muscot," or "musscott," or "muscuit" ~ Alternative term: "Muscularian" ~ Name of the Muscuit's Disease: "Muscularia"

Hide the McDonald's bags; the muscots are about to come around, and I don't feel like debating health and lifestyle tonight.

by Quantum Singularity April 23, 2015

Muscoobs

Term for a mans chest, when he is toned and does not have moobs. Instead it is muscle, and is therefore known as muscoobs.

Girl: "wow that guy has some nice muscoobs! What a hottie!"
Guy: "I have been hittin the gym lately, and I've got muscoobs to prove it!"

by Vball4ever November 20, 2010

mcscootyhole

A word that can be used interchangeably with vagina and/or pussy. This word derives from a region in Southern Virginia called Danville. Also known as Dan-Vegas or “Little Chicago” due to its exceptionally high murder rate

I put my penis in her McScootyHole

by OhSchist February 6, 2020