scoots's definitions

Pink Sleeve

To get your hand stuck in a woman's vagina while fisting.

Dude, I was fisting Rich Tucci's mom, and I wore a pink sleeve for 2 hours.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

behymen

An imaginary version of a woman's hymen that is inside the anus of every gay man. It is "broken" the first time he is anally penetrated.

I heard Lance Bass broke his beymen last week. Guess who broke it. Joey Fatone.

by Scoots April 13, 2003

Delicatessen Movie

A movie where acting is overdone and of poor quality, hence full of Ham and Cheese.

"Yeah, you see that new Shatner flick? It was such a Delicatessen Movie."

by Scoots February 25, 2003

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

Aboot

About, only used in Canada. Sometimes Aboat (Uh-Boht) is used.

"What are you talking aboot? I'm all oot of maple syrup!"

by Scoots November 19, 2002

poot

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

by scoots November 7, 2004

Cold-Air Ballooning

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

by Scoots January 22, 2003