muscot

Pronounced "MUH-ss-kit" ~ Derogatory term for a big muscular douche active health nut calorie exorcist that thinks he or she is "fit" and that everyone else "unfit" is only worthy of being patronized and bashed. Even if you are average-weighted, muscots still consider you "fat" if you have any trace of stomach left and no "tone" in your upper arms and chest. Muscots on dating sites will sometimes brag how DDF (Drug & Disease-Free) and " opposed to partying" they supposedly are, but like religious hypocrites, muscots oftentimes turn out to be heavy drinkers of beer and liquor and party druggers themselves munching down the very pizza and fries that they lecture everyone for enjoying. Can also be spelled "muskit," "muscot," or "musscott," or "muscuit" ~ Alternative term: "Muscularian" ~ Name of the Muscuit's Disease: "Muscularia"

Hide the McDonald's bags; the muscots are about to come around, and I don't feel like debating health and lifestyle tonight.

by Quantum Singularity April 23, 2015

Mushotoku

A Zen term meaning no aim, no gain. Mushotoku is a philosophy of life, a way of living in which you act without wanting to achieve a result, and give without wanting something in return.

"Can I buy you a drink"
"Are you trying to pick me up?"
"No, not at all ... it's just mushotoku."

by Jack Martin Leith March 13, 2008

muschtitis

A disorder in which the feet produce a sickening smell.

bills feet reek of muschtitis
his shoes smell horrible, he might have muschtitis

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Mascotting

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Joseph Muscat

Joseph Muscat is Malta's most corrupt man, who won the award for corruption in 2019. Corruption, destruction of the natural environment, Labour Party cronyism, car bombings and government-sanctioned assasinations of government critics all happened under his watch.
Booted out of office after being exposed in massive corruption scandals, as well as in the killing of a Labour Party critic.
Worshiped like a god by the ignorant laburist
Still free, as he is being protected by his puppet & lawyer, Robert Abela, who is a pathetic excuse of a prime minister.

Foxx il-Lejber u foxx dak il-liba Joseph Muscat.

by explorer59 August 8, 2020

Muscoed

To be knocked out quickly or killed swiftly during battle.
Alternate definition: A severe midlife crisis.

Dude, you just got muscoed.
Alternate example: I am forty years old and am going through a really tough musco.

by Bobbymac52983 September 8, 2006

Mushota

Mushota is someone who is loving and kind. At first he may come off as weird and shy but as you get to know him you will find that he is a kindhearted loving soul who needs much love. If you find yourself a good Mushota keep him and never let him go whether it be in friendship or you are dating him. Also he is short-tempered but he will be one of the most caring person you have ever met.

Hey, you see that awesome guy with the hot bod, his name is Mushota.

by Baekjung5692 June 25, 2017