murrayism 

From a Buddy who can't type in email. typically leading to -2 in banter.

Now were bantering. Patriots start camp next week...ahhhh The cowboys will
be sick if the get heart "The Freak" if you will.....so will you?

murrayism by Keith November 24, 2004

murrayam 

Murrayam is a girl who loves to have a laugh , she is a beautiful , confident person but also can be a little bit harsh on the inside but she is really sweet once you get to know her, don't get into fights with her because she can kick ass any day , she is also very quiet to people she isn't friends with

Murrayam , Confident

murrayam by Nexus Mew Mew December 21, 2016

Murryism

Named after Murray Walker brittish Formula 1 motor sport comentator from 1949 to 2001, who often makes humorous mistakes during his commentary of Formula 1 races, also known for his catchphrase 'Unless I'm very much mistaken....I AM very much mistaken!'

Classic Murryism's:

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"

"...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."

Murryism by Karzac November 9, 2005

Murphyism 

Knowing that something is going to go wrong and plowing through anyway due to the off chance something actually goes your way.

Guy 1:" I'm going to go talk to that chick. She's a solid 9.5."
Guy 2: "Are you nuts? No shot man, just go home and choke the chicken. This has rejection written all over it."
Guy1: "I know but Murphyism is giving me some weird confidence right now. "

Murphyism by BasedMillennial June 18, 2018

murraying 

Accidentally shooting someone because you think the person is a zombie.

Oh my god, you need to be more careful! I almost murrayed you!

or

What's murraying ?

Shooting a zombie but then it turns out to be a person.

murraying by NonameFTW December 28, 2019

Murryism

The religion of sucking up to people of higher authority

Guy: “ did you see that girl sucking up to air? She could a golf ball through a hose pipe, she is the queen of murryism “

Murryism by Edploof3 January 19, 2021

murraying 

(verb) masturbating consistently everyday on a planned schedule.
(infinitive) to murray

*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”

murraying by mcphee, sid November 13, 2014