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murraying 

Accidentally shooting someone because you think the person is a zombie.
Oh my god, you need to be more careful! I almost murrayed you!

or

What's murraying ?

Shooting a zombie but then it turns out to be a person.
murraying by NonameFTW December 28, 2019
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murraying 

(verb) masturbating consistently everyday on a planned schedule.
(infinitive) to murray
*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”
murraying by mcphee, sid November 13, 2014

Murading 

(verb) The act of aggressively studying and/or doing homework weeks before the assignment is even assigned.
(noun) (Murad) One who constantly pulls off all-nighters and provokes intellectual arguments among friends.
Shit, we haven't even started that class yet. Stop Murading all over the place.
You're such a Murad, why are you awake at 4:00am.
Murading by UND3D March 7, 2016

marrying your right hand

Beating your meat

Masturbating (males)
Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)

Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league
Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

marryingjean

‘I’m marryingjean’s biggest fan!!’
marryingjean by Bleur did this February 26, 2021

Marrying the ketchups 

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*
Marrying the ketchups by Sound5cap3 January 28, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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