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lickage of the asshole (AKA.... rim job)
dave gave kelly a murgo.
murgo by unanymous May 13, 2005
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Slut muggot 

A girl who fucks married men and ruins families. Also a fat legged, pear shaped, potato faced, "five" headed, stubby fingered, lying, immature, cunt from hell. Basically somebody you never want to run into!!! If you do happen to run into a slut muggot beat the fucking shit out of it!!
Sasha is a such a slut muggot! I don't know why my cheating dad is attracted to her!
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murdoc niccals 

the only satanist bass player you'll ever need to know and love
if I was gay I'd totally fucking suck Murdoc Niccals's dick
murdoc niccals by god_zillah December 18, 2013

Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.
Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again
Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022

Murdochracy 

The murder of democracy through misinformation - via Rupert Murdoch's "news" outlets.
By framing the narrative through his tabloid and TV outlets in Australia, the US and UK, Rupert Murdoch manipulates the collective consensus, changing ostensibly democratically elected governments at will, to meet his commercial and political needs. Murdochracy is a hijacking of democracy by controlling, restricting and distorting the information on which people make decisions to vote.
Murdochracy by anthfp September 7, 2013
Badass satanic bass player from the band Gorillaz, he grabs the chicks and fights them ape-zombies. Usually very abusive against 2D.
2D: Murdoc, did you eat all the pickles again?
Murdoc: Shut up faceache
Murdoc by murdocisgod666 June 8, 2016
An intelligent, spiritual spark of life. She knows much more than you think she knows, but lets you think you have the upper hand.

Margo is the giver of all givers. She gets little in return for all the love she gives out. Never mistreat this one because she is favored among people. It will fall on your own head.

She is the best employee any boss could ask for. Once she learns, she masters it. Most times will become your boss. She is quiet in unfamiliar places, but gives you life once she opens up. She is the one you don't want to lose as a family, friend, or romantic interest. She is spicey from her hair to her toes. She is mesmerizing and too easy to fall for. Every time you see her, she looks different. She's life, but cross her the wrong way you or push her too far and life is over for you. Love a Margo, it's hard to find better.
I just need a Margo to tell all my problems to.
That hott girl is such a Margo.
Keep messing with me and I will Margo you.
Margo by Jewels on Wings January 17, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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