murder/suicide

Murder and/or suicide. The answer to all life's problems.

Originated on the totse.com forums, coined by a guy calling himself "DA_Infamous_Mobb" and later changing his name to "The_Infamous_Mobb."

It has lots of variations like "Murder/Regicide" and crap...

Totse poster 1: OMG MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME!!!11

Totse poster 2: Murder/Suicide.

murder/suicide by rifter February 10, 2005

murder/suicide

the answer to all of lifes problems.

wheres my car keys? *grabs knife*

murder/suicide by MindGutter September 12, 2004

murder/suicide

a common answer on totse

"Oh noes what should i do"

"murder/suicide

murder/suicide by puppet.master March 4, 2005

murder/suicide

The act of killing a person (or people) and then killing yourself. A common variant of it is "Condom/Spermicide". Although it is commonly used on totse, murder/suicide didn't originate there.

"It's the last day of school today, what should I do?"
"murder/suicide"

murder/suicide by Haddock July 19, 2005

murder suicide marvin 

a bloodthirsty beast that stalks the public multiplayer lobbies of barotrauma for fresh victims, usually with the intent to massacre the entire submarine crew and himself in a multitude of ways

> join random server
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste

murder suicide marvin by yeah ok fan January 8, 2023

social murder-suicide 

When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.

"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."

social murder-suicide by Jack Clodder December 15, 2008

Murder Murder Suicide 

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

Murder Murder Suicide by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012