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murder/suicide

Murder and/or suicide. The answer to all life's problems.

Originated on the totse.com forums, coined by a guy calling himself "DA_Infamous_Mobb" and later changing his name to "The_Infamous_Mobb."

It has lots of variations like "Murder/Regicide" and crap...
Totse poster 1: OMG MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME!!!11

Totse poster 2: Murder/Suicide.
murder/suicide by rifter February 10, 2005
Words you can keep

murder/suicide

the answer to all of lifes problems.
wheres my car keys? *grabs knife*
murder/suicide by MindGutter September 12, 2004

murder/suicide

"Oh noes what should i do"

"murder/suicide
murder/suicide by puppet.master March 4, 2005

murder/suicide

The act of killing a person (or people) and then killing yourself. A common variant of it is "Condom/Spermicide". Although it is commonly used on totse, murder/suicide didn't originate there.
"It's the last day of school today, what should I do?"
"murder/suicide"
murder/suicide by Haddock July 19, 2005

murder suicide marvin 

a bloodthirsty beast that stalks the public multiplayer lobbies of barotrauma for fresh victims, usually with the intent to massacre the entire submarine crew and himself in a multitude of ways
> join random server
> killing crawlers and cashing cheques all good
> player named "murder suicide marvin" joins the game
> "welcome aboard matey"
> do some more missions, become friends with my crew
> suddenly alarms start blaring
> lights go out
> crew runs to the reactor room to see it ablaze with one man standing in front of it
> "i am murder suicide marvin and this is a murder suicide"
> blinding flash
> submarine turns into a fireball, crew turns into red paste

social murder-suicide 

When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
social murder-suicide by Jack Clodder December 15, 2008

Murder Murder Suicide 

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.
After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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