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muppetkisser

A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

by <3RBF December 13, 2006

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