Definitions by <3RBF

muppetkisser 

A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

muppetkisser by <3RBF December 10, 2008