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Muoio, literally meaning, "I die," in Italian, is a last name reserved for only the elite. If you know a Muoio, you is blessed. They are rare, and pretty easy to piss off, so if you do meet one, hold on tight. They are intelligent, beautiful, incredibly impulsive, and hilarious people.
"Yeah, she crazy dude. She's a Muoio."
by TotallyNotAMuoio February 10, 2018
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