mucious
The broccoli was very mucious.
mucious by MyaMacreed May 16, 2021
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cervical mucous
A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.
cervical mucous by une canadianne tres folle May 6, 2011
mucous
Sensing an urgent and impending need to sneeze, I responsibly turned away from my fellow board members and let go into a semi clench fist held just under my nose, to effectively prevent my airborne germs from spreading freely around the room. Unfortunately when I turned back I had another crisis. What to do with this handful of mucous?
mucous by Stony Curtis May 18, 2010
bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta
1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
muff mucous
muff mucous by DesertSancho August 3, 2023
mucousneezaphobia
mucousneezaphobia by Scott Holcombe January 28, 2004
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