mucious

The opposite of lucious.

The broccoli was very mucious.

by MyaMacreed May 16, 2021

micious

Something like cool in a very intense way.

i'll be goddamned if that wasn't the most motherfuckin' micious thing i've ever seen!

by sefirom May 15, 2005

cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.

You've got cervical mucous all over your face.

by une canadianne tres folle May 6, 2011

mucous

Snotty, phlegm-like monstrosity, with an axpproximate spooge-like viscosity.

Sensing an urgent and impending need to sneeze, I responsibly turned away from my fellow board members and let go into a semi clench fist held just under my nose, to effectively prevent my airborne germs from spreading freely around the room. Unfortunately when I turned back I had another crisis. What to do with this handful of mucous?

by Stony Curtis May 18, 2010

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

mucousneezaphobia

The fear of looking into your hands after you sneeze.

Unfortunatley for John, who sneezes all the time, he suffers from mucousneezaphobia.

by Scott Holcombe January 28, 2004