Mudione 

One of the two gods of the religion Clovity. Mudione is a highly celebrated and vastly praised goddess. Knowledge, advice and animals are common elements this divine being is associated with and most would regard her as dutiful and generous.
Often depicted as short, athletic, fair and unkempt Mudione is usually worshipped through vows and sacrifices.

There's one main place for those who thirst for the powers and blessings of Mudione, but altars and homemade shrines are a mandatory form of worship to some.
Worshipers are in the minority and tend to come in the form of foresters and crafters, but welcome are all who seek the guidance of this goddess. Even if the right vows and sacrifices cannot be abided by.

"Hail Mudione, Goddess of Life!"

Mudione by lemons-hate-you May 30, 2018

OG Mudbone 

OG Mudbone was a porn star who was known for his ridiculously large cumshots and his horrifyingly loud orgasms. His dick’s totally fake, though. I mean, it’s like 18 inches long. That guy probably has 25 different Viagra perscriptions.

guys watching porn

OG Mudbone: Oh yeah...just get it in there...look at my massive cock
Random woman: I’ve never had one this big before
OG: Oh. Uh. Uh. I’m gonna come. I’m gonna come. I’M GONNA COME!! OHHHHUHHHH HAHAHA UHHH FUCK UHHHHH

OG Mudbone by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

Mudbone Hustler 

A mudbone hustler is someone who doesn't have much cash, but always seems to get by in style. This is a person who uses their wits to avoid being a "starving artist", but they aren't exactly getting rich either.

At any Phish show you'll see a pack of mudbones selling hemp necklaces trying to get enough for a ticket and some food.

The term originated from the Richard Pryor character Mudbone, who was a shoe shiner who'd been around the block a time or two.

That fool just made a bunch of 10 cent copies of his drawings and is selling them outside the show for a buck each. He lives in his car but he's at all the best shows with a drink in his hand, what a mudbone hustler!

Mudbone Hustler by DJ Easybake September 25, 2010

mudhoney 

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.

You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick

mudhoney by mary j. August 27, 2004

og mudbone 

OG Mudbone is the porn star in the popular websites freaksofcocks and fuckedupfacials.com. He largely popular due mainly to his fourteen inch fucking atrocity of a horse cock. which he uses to drench the women costars of his pornos with half gallon loads of semen. you can be sure that it is OG Mudbone from his grizizzle and his obnoxiously loud orgasm sounds.

dogg is dat ma fuckin OG Mudbone?
i dunno dowg lets wait for him to cum...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRGGGHGHGHGH HAHA OOOOOOOO YAAEEEEEEEAAAHA AAAAH bitch u got it goood"
yeah dude thats him.

og mudbone by maximusL mattyZ June 2, 2008

Mudbone

Richard Pryor's most famous character. Occurs frequently in his stand up routines. A philosophical drunkard from Toledo Mississippi. Can be used as an adjective, verb, or pronoun (often pejoratively) to describe someone who often fashions surrealist drunk ramblings.

Popular example:
She's got the wings and the teeth of an African bat,
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that,
Ya mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

--Ya Mama, The Pharcyde

Adjective:
(To a Mudbone Motherfucker) You such a Mudbone Motherfucker!

Verb:
Yo you see Jamal at the bar last night? He was Mudbonin' some bitch for like 40 minutes.

Mudbone by aljezzera December 9, 2009

og mudboneing 

When your penis is huge and your jizz comes out like a mayonnaise jar

Yo Bradley is OG Mudboneing it! I mean did you see the size of his cock! No homo of course.

og mudboneing by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017