Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

Mumptions 

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

Mumptions by The Canadian aka PyroPigeon April 14, 2004

musitional arstistical playlist choice 

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

musitional arstistical playlist choice by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

mentions 

being referred to; usually applies to being mentioned on Twitter's timeline

Star Jones mentions were in a mess when she bad-mouthed Olivia Pope.

mentions by onetntsis April 10, 2013

case of the mentions

when someone constantly brings up a crush/significant other in conversation. usually at the start of a new relationship.

more prevalent in females. usually most severe when in small groups made up of friends of the same sex.

friend 1: "i'll have a bud light."
friend 2: "oh, that's john's favorite beer, too!"
friend 1: "you've got a severe case of the mentions!"
friend 2: "i'm sorry! he's just so wonderful. i can't stop thinking about him!"

case of the mentions by Catherine M. November 25, 2007

Munction 

A munction is an event and or party that a MUN team throws. It is a combination of the words Model United Nations (MUN) and function.

Bro, are you going to the Munction after class? I heard Sam will be there

Munction by coiningterms November 15, 2022

Mungtion

The discharge of the vagina after one bashes a female's stomach during the abortion procedure. The excretion is then collected for sale on the black market. It is highly valuble and can be refined for use in industry. It is also edible and a regional delicacy in Greater Manchester.

"She was worth gettin' pregnant, the mungtion was well tasty after she fell down the stairs!"

"Nowadays i get her pregnant at least once a month cus I get so DAMN HUNGRY!"

"I knocked out that Reese and Suthern from the oven and put 'em straight into the microwave.... 3 minutes later... Tasty stuff..l"

Mungtion by Giuseppe Quartermaine January 19, 2010