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The discharge of the vagina after one bashes a female's stomach during the abortion procedure. The excretion is then collected for sale on the black market. It is highly valuble and can be refined for use in industry. It is also edible and a regional delicacy in Greater Manchester.
"She was worth gettin' pregnant, the mungtion was well tasty after she fell down the stairs!"

"Nowadays i get her pregnant at least once a month cus I get so DAMN HUNGRY!"

"I knocked out that Reese and Suthern from the oven and put 'em straight into the microwave.... 3 minutes later... Tasty stuff..l"
Mungtion by Giuseppe Quartermaine January 19, 2010
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Munction 

A munction is an event and or party that a MUN team throws. It is a combination of the words Model United Nations (MUN) and function.
Bro, are you going to the Munction after class? I heard Sam will be there
Munction by coiningterms November 15, 2022

indunction munction 

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
indunction munction by Thomual October 7, 2005

mungtongue 

The greasy aftermath left on ones tongue after going out on a successful munging the night before.
Guy 1: man that was a good time last night.
Guy 2: ya, a good munging is awesome but the mungtongue the morning after is even better!
mungtongue by Mungtongue December 10, 2018
Noun/Verb. Informal greeting.
I muntioned him this morning.
muntion by db_82 April 13, 2024

munttionary.com 

Person 1: I'm gonna go to munttionary.com!
Person 2: Okay, weirdo.

munttionary.com 

Person 1: I'm gonna go to munttionary.com!
Person 2: Okay, weirdo.
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