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Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.
I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.
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Malokai's are amazing, adorable and extremely supportive boyfriends. When you are having a bad day he will do everything he can to make you happy. Malokai's are the best boyfriends, They will always be there for you, very understanding and they are one of the best humans on earth. You should be there for him no matter what and shower him in attention, give him lots of kisses and cuddles (even if he doesnt say it, he wants it). Malokai's can be very sexy and hot and know how to turn you on so easily. Malokai's are the sweetest people in the whole universe and you should do everything you can to make them happy :) Malokai is the best person in my life rn and will continue to be until the day I die, make sure to have lots of fun with malokai aswell he has a personality.
I LOVE MALOKAI HE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVERRRRR
malokai by LAR155A July 29, 2021
Cool ass nigga . Funny happy chill and understanding
That's mah nigga molokai
molokai by bigolos May 17, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026