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mulletologist 

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.
I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.
mulletologist by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletious

1. Vulgar description of a Mullet (10-90, Kentucky Waterfall, Business in the front-Party in the Back)
2.Can be indeering at times, depends on context of sentence
1. How Mulletious is Tolly looking today?
2. Wow, you are so mulletious it makes me hot.
Mulletious by Katy Luke February 11, 2005

Mulletology 

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.
Mulletology by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletosis 

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.
Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)
Mulletosis by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006
A mullet on a latino.
The guy who sang rico suave had a mulleto.
Mulleto by rev7 January 23, 2010

Mulletmobile 

Any of several American made cars that are adorned by Rednecks and so called "import haters".

Examples of mulletmobiles: Camaros from 1992 and back. Chevy Novas. Many Chevy trucks. Many...many more trucks.
Hey look, he has an old F-250 on 38s damn thats a mulletmobile. What? He also has a Nova? That's no coincidence, he must be a redneck.