Mulletdom 

A mythical zone, where you go when you grow a mullet.
Population: lots.
Ruler: Jon S. Stock.
Exports: Midwestern Rock Bands
Citizens of Mulletdom are known as Mulletheads

"OH NO. After that haircut, I've now entered the realm of Mulletdom"

Mulletdom by Withiel S Black July 17, 2003

mulletologist 

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

mulletologist by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletious

1. Vulgar description of a Mullet (10-90, Kentucky Waterfall, Business in the front-Party in the Back)
2.Can be indeering at times, depends on context of sentence

1. How Mulletious is Tolly looking today?
2. Wow, you are so mulletious it makes me hot.

Mulletious by Katy Luke February 11, 2005

Mulletology 

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

Mulletology by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletosis 

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

Mulletosis by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Mulleto 

A mullet on a latino.

The guy who sang rico suave had a mulleto.

Mulleto by rev7 January 23, 2010

Mulletdisiac 

Anything that has the opposite effect of an aphrodisiac.

That outfit you’re wearing is a mulletdisiac. You won’t be turning any heads in that.

Mulletdisiac by WillZilla17 December 30, 2022