As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.
by Chiquita bonana October 29, 2010
A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
by the cotck August 21, 2009
by Lom Johnson July 24, 2009
Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.
Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!
Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.
Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.
by Stephen Nazzaro August 29, 2006
Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
by Mike Nosty January 24, 2016
The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 June 29, 2007
Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.
Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!
Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
by Tempest Fugit March 10, 2012