mulex 

Mulex, The biggest "noob" of all time.
Mulex is as bad as it get's, it is the worst thing to be called.
Mulex = Retarded / noob

"hahaha, you are a Mulex"
"don't be such a Mulex!
FUCKING MULEX!

mulex by skamkneip December 14, 2008

Milex 

The given name for the extremely homoerotic relationship between Alex Turner and Miles Kane. Music soulmates, these two met when they were both just seventeen, hitting it off with their shared interests and uncanny similarities. Eg: Their love for John Lennon. From that moment on their friendship grew and continued to flourish, so much so that they formed The Last Shadow Puppets, both wanting to explore something, musical preferences, that they weren't able to accommodate within their own bands. The duo proved to be a success. Nor did it escape anybody's notice of their complete disregard for personal space. Miles even remarking that he liked it when Alex wore red jeans, especially when they were 'tight'. There's no escaping the love that these two gorgeous men have for each other. They might consider themselves 'brothers' or 'bezzies' but come on, who are they fooling...At least release an annual tlsp album and maybe we'll shut up.

Girl 1: Milex?

Girl 2: You mean those two musicians who can't seem to stop staring at each other and look like they want to kiss the fuck out of each other and don't seem to realize that there are people watching them because they're in their own glorious Beatles rainbow world. Yeah, I ship it.

Milex by RecklessRearrange August 26, 2013

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Drama Mule 

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

Drama Mule by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Husoos Cristo en una muleta 

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

Husoos Cristo en una muleta by Telephony December 12, 2012

Metamucil Mule 

1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water

Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.

Metamucil Mule by KRmd November 20, 2017