mulee

2.A dumb fellow.

3. Someone who spends new year's eve with his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend.

That guy just became a mulee.

by Challenger the dikki February 6, 2010

Mileening

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

by Fua March 25, 2013

Obsolete Mule

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Drama Mule

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Metamucil Mule

1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water

Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.

by KRmd November 20, 2017

Super Smash Brothers Melee

The best reason to own a Gamecube. Fighting game featuring characters from several different Nintendo franchises.

"Yo dude, it's Friday. Let's get drunk."
"Nuts to that. I play Smash Brothers with my friends on Friday."
"What, really? I love that game! Can I come?"

by Alhazad December 8, 2003