Mule-Eye 

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

Mule-Eye by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

one eyed mule 

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

one eyed mule by briar gates November 4, 2004

one eyed mule 

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

one eyed mule by Dictive March 20, 2011

The cross-eyed mule kick 

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

The cross-eyed mule kick by BBC401 July 3, 2021