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muhfugga 

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.
They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.

muguguestbook 

A website commonly known as "muguguestbook.com" is a place where you can sign up any email and receive spam from scammers. Muguguestbook is known as a religion in some parts of Southern Africa (Particularly among high schools). The "god" worshiped in this religion is named "Ham Ham". This "god" is known to have programmed the entire universe (According to the religion) using a programming language that was popular during the 2000 - 2003 period, Delphi. It is also suggested by the religion that muguguestbook is programmed by the religion's god and was a form of their god trying to talk with Earth, a quote: "He hath brought to us the all source of knowledge, muguguestbook! Yet another gift from the man who hath breathed the gift of life upon us. From here on and henceforth we shall worship his gift with the love that he has shared with us."
An analysis of this statement shows that the "god" is likely to be male as the "god" is named "...the man..." and "...that he...". Further evidence suggests that the god is male due to the fact that the religion is found considerably higher among male schools.
This tear bringing poem shown clearly shows how it is a religion in parts of Southern Africa and yet again shows the immense factual knowledge and IQ of the community.
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
"Help, I accidentally started a cult at my school, muguguestbook."
"I heard muguguestbook was programmed using Delphi by the god, ham ham."
muguguestbook by Delphimaster69 October 23, 2019

Muhfuggin 

-slurring your words enough to combine the words "mother" and "fuckin'" to create one cohesive compound word, which in turn, increases your ability to flow when cussing someone out

-cussing without actually saying "mother fuckin"

n. muhfugga- mother fucker
Joe: Dude you're drunk as tits.
Billy: Muhfugga, i ain't muhfuggin drunk at all.

(running through the forest of Blue Berry Yum Yum)
Cameron: This is muhfuggin crazy.
Matt: Yeah i'm getting a muhfuggin crazy trip.
Muhfuggin by BambiBro March 9, 2010

to the muhfuggin woods 

slang for "lets do some fuckin drugs"
"yo ronnie lets go to the muhfuggin woods mayne"

muhfuggin 

Laid back way of saying 'mother fucking'.
God damn son, that ho is muhfuggin hot.
muhfuggin by definedeez July 15, 2003
Muguga is a word that can be used to describe how a person acts if they do not act in a cool way, they may be called a Muguga
Yo bro, you don’t want to eat you’re being a Muguga
Muguga by SHADOWKIDS7YT October 16, 2022
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Respectfully 

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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