muffino
you sexy muffino!
muffino by blazed girl March 1, 2011
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Crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
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Muffin kisses
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
muffinhead
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020
Wagga muffin
Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
Wagga muffin by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015
Muffin lovin
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it
Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Muffin lovin by Double triple May 16, 2016
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