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the act-

using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.

the aftermath-

if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.

these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.

baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*

muffin-bag by muffinbagger23 June 20, 2010

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bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

bag a muffin by cloudowner July 12, 2012

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Muffinballs

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

muffinballin

Buy some muffins, squish them into balls and have a snowball fight with them.

"Yo dude, wanna pick up a bakers dozen and go muffinballin?"

muffinballin by JonnyJazlo September 17, 2013

muffinage

the quality of having a muffin, apecifically an appetizing muffin, one worthy of be munched under even the most heinous conditions

Little G has got some outrageous muffinage - I'd eat that after a 10K run on the 4th of July!

muffinage by J<spiderman>B July 5, 2006

Muffinback

Meaning a curvy ass, fat ass, round ass. Word invented by Lil Marky Mark of Las Vegas.

Damn look at Beyonce, she got a muffinback.

Muffinback by Sanchograndesbola October 11, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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