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muffin pie 

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.
Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?
muffin pie by Rule 2 May 10, 2005
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Hooker Muffin Pie 

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
Hooker Muffin Pie by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

cherry muffin pie 

The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, Jamie and Calum have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.
What sort of pie you want Weebl?
I want Cherry Muffin Pie.
K
cherry muffin pie by Jink February 20, 2005

Pootle berry muffin pie 

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific
Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!
Pootle berry muffin pie by Caroline November 17, 2003

muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
muffin cream pie by Phatwags K October 30, 2017

muffin tissue pie 

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
muffin tissue pie by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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