muffin buffin'
The act of female masturbation.
muffin buffin' by Professor Hyram Blitz May 21, 2006
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Muffin Buffin
The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
Muffin Buffin by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009
Muffin Buffin
The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
Muffin Buffin by Sir.G March 5, 2021
muffin buffin' bookshelf
A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
muffin buffin' bookshelf by BertGregor June 12, 2008
Buffin' the Muffin
Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
Buffin' the Muffin by Jyynx September 22, 2008
Buffin the Muffin
While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
Buffin the Muffin by NatraLee February 17, 2015