BertGregor's definitions

muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.

Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

by BertGregor June 12, 2008

Shame Shield

Alcohol abuse used to cover the shame of a bad hookup.

"OK, OK, I'll go talk to her after I finish building my Shame Shield.

by BertGregor June 12, 2008