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My little muffin baby 

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

baby muffin 

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)
Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?

baby muffin 

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.
caitlin loves her baby muffin!
baby muffin by caitlinelizabeth November 19, 2007

baby muffin 

an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more [eggs and milk to the batter.] still infantile.

i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
bring me some some baby muffins, hoe!
baby muffin by murrygee January 1, 2008
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026