muff munching 

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

muff munching by egnaro May 23, 2005

carpet munching muff diver 

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

carpet munching muff diver by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

Munchin' like a muff by ScarDog June 4, 2020